Screamers. Green Death. Pounders. Rochester Roto-Rooter. Tonawanda Toot Jouce. Amherster Repellent.
You can buy it here in Cleveland -- not in 16 ounce bottles, sadly -- and popping open a can instantly takes me back to my high school days, getting buzzed in a suburban backyard at a family gathering. Now Labatt Blue seems like the default family get-together cheap beer. On more than one occasion through the years, I saw cases of Screamers emerge from the luggage carousels at distant airports, obviously the booty of an ex-Buffalonian in the Diaspora.
In the past, I wondered why some brewery doesn't market a "reproduction" of Iroqouis, Simon Pure, Beck's, or any of the other beers your grandparentsfondly remember. Just recently, High Falls started brewing Naragansett once again for Rhode Islanders, so it's possible.
According to many of the old farts I've talked with, the laxative powers of Simon Pure put Genny Cream to shame.
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