Rob Ray is Shocked. Tell Us Why and Win $50 Gift Certificate

he was appalled at the canadian media toppling one another to get an interview with miller

And thats when Rob Ray questioned his manliness as he peered to his left only to see Lindy Ruff shaving his face with nothing but a rusty skate and sweat.

It looks like he was yawning.

I think it is clear from listening to the other reporter's question that Razor was dumbfounded that a woman was in the locker room asking questions. His reaciton was meant to convey disgust at the question and the questioner. For his sake, I hope I'm wrong.

i'm just going off what i heard this morning on WGR

Rob is realizing that he has a better shot at winning the Quittich World Cup than the Stanley this year.

Rays inner monologue:

"I think I forgot to Tivo 'Tool Academy'..."

"No wait- I did before I left"

"Didn't I?"

"Dammit, I didn't- because Robitaille has been up my ass about being late and I had to jet."

"Maybe Sylvia got it for me"

---- or he's on acid and the carpet started moving.

He was utterly shocked to see Mayor Byron Brown strolling into the locker room, podium and all, in a blatant attempt to get face-time on camera,and to try and take credit for the Sabres triumph over the Toronto Maple Leafs.

He saw Sabretooth with blood dripping from teeth. Poor Canadians. The big kitty got hungry.

On the lighter side maybe Mr Miller passed some gas from his high protein diet and Razor just got a full face blast of it during the interview.....almost looked like razor was loosing conscisnous at the end there :)

He saw Jaro Spacek take off his shoulder pads and he was wearing a bra.

someone gave him or miller "the finger." (i was clean! :-))

Seems pretty obvious - he saw Tie Domi making out with Pominville.

He saw Sabres back up goalie Mikael Tellqvist dipping his post game chicken wing in ranch dressing rather than blue cheese.

He heard that the skyway was coming down.

he saw the new york state budget proposal.

my comment is on the video. I'm hoping it wasn't really Tallinder flashing his batwing.

The "Veins, Veins, Veins" models for the "before photos" were touring the locker room - and they all decided to wear short shorts?

because you never forget your first goatsie...

1. "Is that guy actually eating a butter lamb?"

2. "I didn't realize the Lady in White was a hockey fan."

3. "I still have some Fat Bob's bbq sauce on my thumb."

Picture a thought bubble... "Alright, alright, feeling good now...whoa, wait a minute, this stuff must be THE CREEPER!!...ok, Bobby, just cool out...act natural, no one will know, don't get paranoid...slowly turn towards the wall, grab onto something...whew, I gotta sit down..."

Ever smell a Goalie after a game ?

he just realized he missed a chance to whore himself out for new local TV commercials featuring those nifty hooks in the lockers

Miller was flatulent. The stench hit Ray at that instant. He even goes to cover his nose...and then turns away for a breath of fresh air, which is directly into a players locker, but the lesser of two evils.

Here's what happened...

The female reporter was asking the question as one of the players was walking in the nude behind her toward the showers. Being a good Ontario boy, Ray was shocked to see the indecency while a lady was in the room.

However, he got back to work once he saw that it was actually Vince Shlomi in the nude and that the Canadian female reporter could totally kick his skinny long island-accented you know what worse than that prostitute could in Miami if he tried anything.

"Man, Ryan has one nasty case of dandruff."

He spotted Mrs. Ballbreaker (from "Porky's")crawling around trying to identify the two players who had violated her locker room the night before.

The Icy-Hot prank finally kicked in.

He spotted Mrs. Ballbreaker of "Porky's" fame trying to identify a couple of the players!

he was stunned that "BUFFALO" Rising Online would have the audacity and lack of good judgement to put a picture of him in an Ottawa Senators uniform on their website.

"Reeeal good Steve, real good."